Blossom and Tinkerbell have discovered the essential keys to happiness at our house (coincidentally, the same tenets that the ducks and chickens follow religiously) -
1. Hang out on the front porch all day, soaking up the sun or hiding from the rain.
2. Poop a lot.
3. Poop some more.
4. C'mon, don't you have any more in you? Those humans we live with REALLY love hosing poop off the porch all day long!
5. If bored, peck at front window incessantly. Maybe someone will bring food.
6. Return to #2 and repeat sequence until sun-down.
